Arz Kiya Hai Lyrics

Irshad

Muh khula choru Bali choke maar raha hai
Mere pankhe dekh kahan tu saale rope baandh raha hai
Meri jeans mein hai shoe bite note kaat raha hai
Mutton biryani la de Bali goat chaant raha hai

Inke sweater'on pe ulti bunn coat maang raha hai
Rhyming idiom, pagal hoon bol muhavra hai
Hat laga mere sar pe stroke maar raha hai
Thomas Shelby aake mera coat taang raha hai

(Are wah wah, are kya baat hai janaab, Peaky Blinders wah yaar, well played)

Baarish mein na baahar phenk, chaati mein ab paar bang
Bacche thuk geela kar inke muh pe shark phenk
Mahal bana sar pe mere taj phenk
Reel bani trail bani daav pe hai tu
Saale chaal phenk, sone ki hai macchi
Aur akela main hoon Shark Tank
I am a naughty boy
Mujhe Mars phenk, Sunny Leone ke saath mazaak
Rated R prank, friends with benefits
Hard, hard, hard gang

(Are janaab kya baat hai yaar, arz kar diya enjoy!)

My shit slaps hard West Delhi ka Will Smith
Swiggy aur Zomato ka staring contest hua Blinkit
Colorblind bande trying to be a chameleon
Portrait banao meri landscape mein tilted
Bat ball pakdo mera aao khele cricket
Cancel hone ke kagaar pe hoon main
Eerth geerth thande thande upley
Gaane tere chill shit, Black Lives Matter jaato beech se Oreo pis

(Samjha samjha? Beech mein se sab chaatoge white hat jayega. Are janaab matlab jeebh se racist nikal diya. Are phir ek N-word bhi bol do wo wala hi... nahi nahi nahi)

Comic rapper nahi isse bolte hain skill gap
They want me to have a break, KitKat
Mere label ki I am that guy, they melt that
Rassi hai sangeet inka, I can skip that
Bagpipers soda jab main rang aao mil
Bad smooth silky Cadbury flow, velvet
Meri nasal nahi hai inki maa se hai rishta
Family mein fit nahi ho raha inka main hoon stepdad

(Janaab step wali... aapne Lana Rhodes aur Poriya Rai ki yaad dila di. Is umar mein bhi na matlab ekdam phurti jaag gayi wah wah!)

Muh khula choru Bali choke maar raha hai
Meri chaati chaudi inki sports bra
Vaseline laga le tera hont kaat raha hai
Kam kha pet bhara hai tera bohot half fry
Lagi lagi choch chaat raha hai, yes S.I.R.
Bali vote kaat raha hai