Published Date: Oct 01, 2026 Updated Date: Oct 01, 2026
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If You Break Up with Me Lyrics

Kyle Gordon
"If You Break Up With Me" lyrics by Kyle Gordon feat. 10 Year Plan is a dark comedy song which employs exaggerated and even shocking statements about a relationship to mock manipulation in relationships. The main character does not accept the break up and keeps trying to make another person feel responsible for his actions and reactions. The contrast between the joyful and repetitive tone of the song and the increasingly absurd theme of the song is used as a tool for satire. Cheating, blaming, jealousy and possessiveness are also addressed in the song. "If You Break Up With Me" song is offered as a joke and not as a sincere message to one's beloved.

If You Break Up with Me Song Lyrics

C’mon c’mon
Well woohoo

I know your tryna leave me
But I ain’t letting you go
I can’t go on with out you
Don’t do this
I’m crazy
You’re gonna make me lose it
You know I know where you live
But Baby if this is it

If you break up with me I’ll kill myself
And you will bathe in my blood
I’ll put a bomb under the Danbury mall
and shoot myself in the head with a gun

And it’ll be your fault
And it’ll be your fault

Doo Doo Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
you want me to die

Doo Doo Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
you want me alive

C’mon cmon
Well Everybody get up

I know I cheated on you
But you were mostly to blame
If you’d been nicer to me
I’d never have cheated, but
I Ain’t puttin pressure on ya
You’re more than welcome to split
But baby if this is it

If you break up with me I’ll kill myself
And you will bathe in my blood
I’ll put a bomb under the Danbury mall
and shoot myself in the head with a gun

And it’ll be your fault

When those Innocent People die
Cuz I will actually blow up the mall
their deaths’ll be linked with mine
But their blood will be carved on your soul

Doo Doo Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
you want me to die

Doo Doo Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
you want me alive

So many people are gonna die because of the things that you’re doing to me now
So many people are gonna die

And it’ll be your fault

Credits

Singer(s) Kyle Gordon , 10 Year Plan
Composer(s) Kyle Gordon
Lyricist(s) Kyle Gordon
Release Sep 30, 2026
Language English

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